Last tango in Buenos... If only they allowed guys in sandals to dance, I would have showed them a bit of Slavic power. Seven weeks passed so fast - again... But in the process I learnt quite a few new interesting facts and curiosities, about myself as much as amazing Chile and Argentina:
- You can sleep 8 hours straight on a bus,
- If you want your head spin, drink loads of pineapple ice-creams with extras,
- In Spanish you pronounce 'y' and 'll' the same as sh or yo
- Vines should be planted north-south for maximum sun exposure
- Roman wine must have been a plock
- You can slide down a volcano,
- You can see a whale when strolling on a pier
- Penguins lay always to eggs
- You never stir yerba mate
- Short-cuts do not always make the road shorter and
- There are things that cannot be washed off your shoes
- You do not need to get everyone drunk to get the whole room to dance
- You can fit three wine bottles in an average backpack
- In some places 70km/h winds are considered normal
- You can sit 4 hours in one place to see one summit
- Getting down to the ice cave is easier than getting out of it
- Sea snails taste like chicken
- Bife de chorizo has nothing to do with sausage and
- Bife de chorizo is the best beef cut you can get
- You can cook your fish with no heating but lemon alone
- Milanesa Neapolitana is an Argentinian dish
- You can cross 18-lane avenue in one go but you need to be fast, usain fast
- Dollar blue has better rate the normal dollar and
- The best rate you get in cambio with 'we do not exchange money' sign
- You have free wi-fi everywhere apart from 5* hotels
- You can eat only crackers for four days in a row
- Punta del Este is actually in Uruguay
- Suburban train can take 1,5h to get to the city centre
- Despite proofs US can deny everything
- Despite poverty life can be good in South America, provided you are rich
- You can fight mosquitoes in midday on a sunny beach
- You can have all four seasons in one day, several times a day
- You can buy Xmas presents wearing flip flops
- You can move from +30 to - 10 degrees in just one flight, but this tomorrow...
As you see there is much to discover, so need to plan a trip back. But next time I'll take my tango shoes...












