Jansom Bay, Ko Tao

In Ko Tao you need to either be cool or go fancy. If you want to be cool you can stay in 20$ bungalows, eat street food but need to do diving (freediving would be the coolest), drink buckets, party till late, ride a scooter and above all have a big tattoo. If you go fancy you need to choose one of 200$ a night resort & spas, move by speedboat, drink cocktails, eat romantic dinner and above all do not mix with the cool bunch.
I am neither of the two. I stay in cheap beach bungalow (great!), only do snorkelling, drink cocktails, eat street food (so much better) and still have no tattoo (unlike 2/3 of the island) - so I am definitely not cool, certainly not yet fancy but while sitting on a beach sipping gin & tonic I feel kind of relaxed...