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Mandalay, Myanmar / Burma
WS Maugham wrote that Mandalay sounds magical solely by the sound of its name, the same as Trebizond, Kathmandu or Samarkand. But despite the magical name Mandalay proved to be just a dusty ugly town though with broad, straight streets and out-of-the-proportions 4km2 square palace surrounded by a 64m-wide moat situated right in the middle of the town. What proved special however was not the city, despite few highlights, but my 'road to Mandalay' paraphrasing R Kipling. It was supposed to be an easy night bus ride...
Yangon bus station is an amazing 20km north of the city centre so I calmly tried to get there by taxi. But as the price after negotiations (8US$) was almost as high as the bus ticket itself (12US$) I opted for a city bus. First I need to find one and knowing the number (43) should help. The problem is however that Burmese do not use Latin numbers and there is no real bus stops so you just need to wave to the one just passing by guessing quickly the number and destination. Maybe taxi is not so bad in the end... After 1,5h ride through a jammed city we crossed a little bridge (the only entry point), paid our fee and arrived at the proud Aung Mingalar Bus Station. The sight was surreal. It was like the place where buses live and sleep. Like a small disorganized town but as far as you could see there were buses, just standing or being washed, repaired, painted, with their tyres being changed or pumped, packed, unpacked or simply aimlessly running on a neutral gear. Huge place. How will I find my 'terminal'? My taxi driver left my at the crossroads and showed to the right. But there were at least 50 buses all marked with Burmese letters only! But just when I started to panic suddenly some guy took my backpack and run without saying anything. I followed shocked and of course got to the right place. How did he knew? The bus box, I would not dare to call it a terminal, looked more like a combination of tv room and forgotten post office with over 20 people - who is from the company and who's just a traveller was impossible to say. TV was showing DVDs with kids' talent shows carefully followed by large group of devoted teenagers, while the place itself was swamped with boxes and packages or all types and sizes. I asked if this was the right place but with several 'yes, yes, yes' I did not really feel reassured.
Yet there was still 30min to departure time. After 30min of no activity I became more insistent. The responsible showed up and took my ticket, passport and carefully wrote my last name as Piotr on a bus diagram. Ok, ready to go, but I asked for a toilet first. The guy proudly showed me the dark field behind the box, shared with bus repair facilities and animal farm. I decided to take my chances... The bus was 30 min late when things started moving. Someone gave me a bag tag and disappeared with my backpack into the dark. Then all the boxes started to be loaded. Then unpacked as the bigger ones could not fit. Finally an hour later I was showed in and froze immediately. The A/C was put on 20C or less... I panicked trying to find my backpack. I was told it is next to my seat along with complimentary water, wet towel and toothbrush! With my long trousers and shirt on I was ready to go. After all this falling asleep was easy... Few hours of a smooth ride and suddenly an alarm came on. Lights flashed multicolor, music yelled loudly and the bus stopped. Dinnertime! Huge parking, bigger then any autobahn equivalents, next to Pioneer Food Court. Flashy fountains, plastic lions and rhinos, paper palm trees, all in pink and blue and in the size of average Belgian shopping mall - you get the idea. I bought a Coke and went back to the bus but it was shut dead for another 25 minutes... But then we moved on again. I put on my last jumper and went back to sleep. The fluorescent loud alarm woke me up again. It was 4.30am and we've arrived, 30min ahead of schedule... I got out in Mandalay or rather bus stop 10km south of the city. Then negotiations started - with no-one to share a taxi with I was left with the choice of 10US$ taxi or 4US$ scooter. With two backpacks and heavy me I obviously went for the scooter and funny guy called Lenlo. Good marketer as he was he proposed not to go straight to the hotel, probably shut now anyway, and head for the sites. Sunrise at U Bein Bridge and early prayers at Mahamuni Paya made the whole trip worthwhile. I finally arrived at the hotel at 10am happy but unconscious and went straight to sleep. I woke up hangovered 2h later. I have finally arrived in Mandalay...